The Color Orange

This is the main ingredient in the popular roadside treat, mishwi. Mauritanians actually look forward to eating grilled meat of such a low grade that I wouldn't feed it to my worst enemy's ill-tempered rottweiller much less even consider ingesting it. This particular specimen (used to be a bilious goat), was hanging up for display at the Kiffa garage, where I, instead ate some cookies and drank hot Fanta. So the next time you complain about the choices at a rest-stop along the highway, just remember half a former goat, hanging outiside, prey to flies, other goats, and small children. If you still find yourself saying, "but Quiznos is so much better than Subway!" you probably need to remove yourself from the gene pool.